Q: What is a ghost's favorite candy?
A: Boo-ble gum.
Q: What is Dracula Jr.'s favorite candy?
A: An all-day sucker.
Q: What kinds of mistakes do ghosts make?
Q: Do zombies like being dead?
A: Of corpse they do!
Q: What does a cool witch ride instead of a motocycle?
A: A brrr-oomstick!
Q: What do you call a monster chasing a train full of people?
Q: What do you get
when you cross a skeleton with a jar of peanut butter?
A: Extra-crunchy peanut butter.
Q: Why did the witches cancel the baseball game?
A: They couldn't find their bats.
Q: Why did Cyclops quit teaching?
A: He had only one pupil.
Monster child: Mommy, mommy, I hate my teacher's guts!
Monster mother: Then leave them on the side of your plate.
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